An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board,
> > > >>but only 4 parachutes.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
> > basketball
> > > >>player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the
> > > >> 1st pack and left the plane.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the
> > > >>former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future
> > > >>president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so
>America's
> > > >>people don't want me to die", and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out
> > of
> > > >>the plane.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of
> > the
> > > >>United States of America. I have great responsibility being the
>leader
> > of
> > > >>a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10
>year
> > > >>old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left,
>and
> > as
> > > >>a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
> > parachute."
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
> > > >>America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
> >
