*You used to drag "main."

*You schedule parties around the schedule of
different police officers, since you know which
ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't
(same goes with the gamewarden)

*You ever went cow-tipping or snipehunting.

*You could never buy cigarettes because all
the store clerks knew how old you were
(and if you were old enough they'd
tell your parents anyhow).

*When you did find someone old enough
and brave enough to buy cigarettes,
you still had to go out to the country
and drive on back roads to smoke them.

*You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
  
*It was cool to date someone from
the neighboring town.

*You had senior skip day.

*The whole school went to the same party
after graduation.

*You don't give directions by streetnames
or directions by references (turn by Nelson's
house, go two blocks past Anderson's, and
it's four houses left of the track field).

  
*You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend
(or boyfriend).

*Your car stays filthy because of the
dirt roads, and you will never own
a dark vehicle for this reason.
 
*You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.

*The town next to you is considered
"trashy" or "snooty", but is actually
just like your town.

*You refer to anyone with a house newer
than 1980 as the "rich people."
 
*The people in the city dress funny,
then you pick-up on the trend
two years later.

*You bragged to your friends because you got
pipes on your truck for your birthday.

*Anyone you want can be found at either
the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
  
*You see at least one friend a week
driving a tractor through town.

*Football coaches suggest that you
haul hay for the summer
to get stronger.

*Directions are given using "the" stop
light as a reference.
 
*Your letter jacket was worn
after your 19th birthday.

*You have ever taken a trailer or dog
to school on a daily basis.

*Weekend excitement involves
atrip to a Wal-Mart.

*Even the ugly people enter
beauty pageants.

*You decide to walk somewhere
for exercise and 5 people pull over
and ask if you need a ride.

*Your teachers call you by your
older siblings names.

*Your teachers remember when
they taught your parents.

*You can charge at all
the local stores.

*The closest McDonald's
is 45 miles away...

*...So is the closest mall.

* It is normal to see an old man
riding through town on a
riding lawnmower.

*You laugh your head off reading this
because you know they're all true
and forward it to everyone
who lives in your town!