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1. if you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter?
2.If you choke a smurf, what color does
it turn?
3.If you take an Asian & spin him around, does he become disoriented?
4. Is it ok to use an AM
radio in the afternoon?
5.What do chickens think we taste like?
6.What do u call a male ladybug?
7.What
hair color is on the license of a bald man?
8. When dog food is new tasting, who taste tests it?
9.Why didn't
Noah swat those two misquitos?
10.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
11.Why doesn't glue
stick to the inside of the bottle?
12.Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
13.Why are
there interstates in Hawaii?
14.Have you ever imagined a world w/ out hypothetical situations?
15.If you squeeze
olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?
16.If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
17.What
would Geronimo yell if he jumped out of an airplane?MEEEEE!!!???
18.If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress
and progress opposite?
19.If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
20.If American mothers
giver their babies tiny forks and spoons, then what do Chinese mothers give
their babies? toothpicks?
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